the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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