after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Randomize
