I don't think brook has ever known best
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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