This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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