Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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