he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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