Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
well you can't waste a boner
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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