you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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