Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Randomize
