i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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