Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Randomize