now i know why i became what i already was.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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