If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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