He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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