office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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