A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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