She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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