Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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