To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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