Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I faked an abortion last night.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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