she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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