She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
