WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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