UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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