i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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