Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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