just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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