if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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