Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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