They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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