he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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