Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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