Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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