i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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