batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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