Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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