life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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