I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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