I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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