yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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