Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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