i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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