I'm so fucking centered right now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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