But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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