Can Purell be used as lube?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
