I wanna passion pit in your ass
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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