don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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