You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
COCAINE IS GR8
Randomize
