Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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