Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I look better un-naked...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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He kissed a someone with a penis
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I need moral support for this bender
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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