You're a womanizer and a bitch.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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