Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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