The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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