No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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