so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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