Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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