am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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