dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've blown a few things in my day
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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